Saturday, October 31, 2009

Halloween

Dear World:

Dressing up like a slut does not constitute a Halloween costume. That just makes you a slut.

With Love, Isaac

Monday, October 5, 2009

Laughter

Dear Facebook - no, you're not really rolling on the floor laughing, as you would not be able to reach the keyboard to type that you are. With love, Isaac.

Marriage

Dear Facebook - Nobody is legitimately married in high school, especially with friend of the same sex. please correct your relatioship status accordingly. With love, Isaac.

Politics

Dear Facebook - "Barack Obama" Is a candidate, not a legitimate political view. With Love, Isaac.